HIM: Hello bro, sorry to interrupt your morning. I just wanted to confirm something from you. Hope you don't mind?

ME: Hey mhan, no biggie. Wa gwan?

HIM: Not sure but I think I sat behind you on the bus today.

ME: Dope! But too bad you decided not to holla.

HIM: Lool Bร bรก no vex. I just wasn't sure you were the one. And I no wan form familiarity.

ME: No lele. But wait, I sat in the back of the Danfo too, so which bus are you talking about?

HIM: oh lol sorry. I forgot to mention it's BRT.

ME: Hmmm. You wan dey format me bro?

HIM: Ah Bร bรก no be so o. You must have been the one. You wore a white shirt, flowery tie, brown socks and coffee brown lace-ups.

ME: Waitttttt, you work for the FBI or EFCC nigga?!
๐Ÿค” Did you write down all these details?

HIM: You see? It's you I saw

ME: Of course it's me you snitch!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Way to go bro. Blessings on blessings ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

HIM: Thanks bro. You too. I love the humility.

ME: Huh? What humility?

HIM: The fact that you still take BRT

ME: Loool you're making a mistake bro. That I take BRT doesn't translate to humility. Me sef go like drive car, na money wey never dey. No go dey think am

HIM: It's still humility bro

ME: then you should be banned from social media


Some people see me and automatically assume I have money. Fair enough.

But don't you think you could be misleading the angel of blessings? Don't you want my real colour to come out?