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Social media in 2022. . **loses an argument with a more intelligent follower** **visits local ritualist** "Bàb...



Social media in 2022.

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**loses an argument with a more intelligent follower**

**visits local ritualist**

"Bàbá, look at this boy. No matter what I post, he'll find a way to disagree with me and embarrass me in public. Please help me tie his destiny."

"Okay my daughter. I'll prepare a charm for you."

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**fails to get 100 likes and above on a slay picture**

**visits local ritualist**

"Bàbá please deliver me. My followers are fond of ignoring my pictures despite all the effort I put into editing them. I'm fed up. Don't let your daughter suffer in vain."

"Sorry my daughter. I'll teach them a lesson. Just give me the names of those who regularly get many likes and I'll transfer their glory to your own."

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**fails to get a response to DM**

**visits local ritualist**

"Bàbá I have suffered. Despite all my attempts to get this girl's attention, nothing seems to be working. It's been two hours since I messaged her but she hasn't replied, yet her status shows Active Now. Please come to my rescue."

"Don't worry my son. I'll write some incantations for you. Send it to her three times. Once she reads it, dazz the end. You'll be in control of her life."

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**envy**

**visits ritualist**

"Bàbá, this boy is always getting plenty likes on his post and he's beginning me annoy me. Is he the only one on earth?"

"Sorry my daughter. Let me have three of his pictures so that I can sprinkle him with a little bit of leprosy."

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**enters for a competition**

**visits ritualist**

"Bàbá, your daughter has come again oo. They're doing competition for a chance to win 100,000 worth of makeup items and it's whoever gets the most likes that wins. Don't let your daughter be put to shame."

"Don't worry, you will win. Rub this powder on your face, shout Facebook three times and take a picture immediately after the third shout. That's the picture you will upload for the competition. Once anybody opens the competition page, your picture is the only one they'll like."

"Bàbá, but some people would still like other pictures."

"Then they will run mad after three days. Don't bother yourself, my child. I have taken care of everything."

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**checks timeline**

**visits local ritualist**

"Bàbá, please I'm tired of this boy. He calls himself Damzy for no reason. In fact, he's too quiet and has never been involved in any controversy. Please help me disturb him."

"Ahhhh no my son! This boy is a child of the elders. Let's not go near him."

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Damzy.

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